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Just for fun, Good Times Manila asked some celebrities to solve a simple arithmetic problem.

The question: What is three times four?

Here are their revealing answers:

Claudine Barreto: “Ay, ano ba? Twelve.”
Judy Ann Santos: “12.”
Robin Padilla: “Tol, me napag-aralan naman tayo kahit konti: 12.”

Pops Fernandez: “Chuwelv.”
Regine Velasquez: “Tswelv.”

Piolo Pascual: “Twelve, of course.”
John Lloyd Cruz: “12.”
Dingdong Dantes: “12.”
Richard Gutierrez: “12.”
Toni Gonzaga: “Twelve!”
Gerald Anderson: “Twelve.”
Kim Chiu: “Twelve?”

Mariel Rodriguez: “Hmm… hahaha! Nag-isip pa daw o! Hahaha! I’m not stupid naman no. Um, nine.”
Cristine Reyes: “Ay! Ang hirap naman. Patulong, ate.”
Ara Mina: “Four times three. Umm… um… um… umm… Pagod ako e, pwede next time na lang? Bye! Tayo na sis!”

Kristine Hermosa: “Hahahaha, kayo ha! Um, four time three is equals to… is equals to… hahaha! Pasensya ha, hindi ako maka-concentrate e. Four time three is equals to 135? Tama ba, kuya? Hahaha!”
Jericho Rosales: “I am insult by this question. I don’t want to answer it anymore. Like, who care about this three times four thingamajig anyway, eh? Not me.”

Dennis Trillo: “Um, kuya, me taping pa ko e. Sorry ha? (runs away)”
Mark Herras: “Ang hula ko po e 34.”
Pauleen Luna: “Ha, ano po’ng four times three? Saan po yun?”

Aljur Abrenica: (blank stare)
Kris Bernal: (blank stare)

Shaina Magdayao: “Di ba seven?”
Rayver Cruz: “Tama, seven nga. Galeng-galeng, Shaina!”

Jolina Magdangal: “Challenge ito. Four times three equals ten. Haha! Jowk! Echos! Chuvaness! Ang tamang sagot po ay 20.”
Marvin Agustin: “Hmm… four times three is equals to… 20.”

Madame Auring: “Ayon sa aking vibrations: 29!”
Cristy Fermin: “Ganito lang yan, anak. Yung apat i-mumultiplika mo nang tatlong beses. Ibig sabihin, apat dadagdagan mo ng apat at dadagdagan mo ng apat pa. E di 32, yan ang sagot. Simpleng matematika lang iyan, iho.”

Manny Pacquiao: Ay don heb taym por dis. Ay hem bisi training, you know.

Angel Locsin: “Kuya, pakiulit po. A, okay, four times three. Um, three times four equals eight divided by two, carry one, remainder three is equals to fifteen. Tama po ba?”

Marian Rivera: “Alam nyo, nakakainsulto yang tanong nyo e. Porke ba artista, wala nang laman ang ulo? Punyeta! Ano ulit yung tanong? Por tayms tri? (starts counting with fingers) wan, tu, tri, por, payb, six, seben, eyt, nayn, ten! Ten! Kala nyo tanga ako ‘no?”